You Should Be Prophets

Or at the very least, you should be able to predict the future.

Our Services

We offer:

• Fortune telling
• Mystic readings
• Ancient wisdom for the low, low price of $50/minute

Our Team

Meet our team of expert prophets:

• Zorvath, the great and powerful
• Zee, the prophet of the people
• Zoltar, the voice of the gods

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